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Some Cool Jokes -- More will be coming
1) The night was dark,
the moon was high,
I stopped my car....u wondered
why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I ......la.......puncture !!
2) Friends r like mirrors
they r our reflection
you r damn lucky I look good !!!!
3) You - cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar
4) I have a confession to make,
ever since I have
known u,
Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
Every night u appear in my dreams
And I find my self shouting.....
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
5) I look at the stars, the stars
r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again.
6)Look at the world as one big
chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without
few sweets n nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
7) u r 100% beautiful, u r 100%
lucky
u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice
and u r 100% stupid to believe
these words
8)Good looking people r hard to
find.
That's why u don't ......
That's y u don't see me often.
9) When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror
and say,
"damn I am really sooo cute" u
will overcome ur
sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
10) Jassi s! ingh tells his gf,
"come home tomorrow, no
one will b at home."
When she goes the next day to his
home.......
There was NO ONE at home.
11) Your brain will be refreshed
in the next five
seconds.....
5......
4.......
3.......
2.......
1........
LOADING.....
ERROR: no brain detected.
12) WIFE : " I wish I was a
newspaper, so I'd be in
ur hands all day."
HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were
a newspaper, so I
could have a new one everyday."
13) A SARDARJI is in the library ,
he bangs down a
book and says :" too boring, too
many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one
who took the phone
di! rectory away??
14) God created ME to b ur friend.
He picked ME out from all
the REST coz
he knows I am ....well one of the
BEST.
AHEM !! don't argue with God now
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